The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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