I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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