i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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