My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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