Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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