I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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