god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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