it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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