Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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