my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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