dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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