I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I got inside last night via doggy door
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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