If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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