a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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