Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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