I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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