The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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