How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Me too!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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