On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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