We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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