What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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