One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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