scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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