$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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