I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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