i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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