Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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