FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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