Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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