hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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