five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Randomize
