dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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