honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Still dying that you shit outside
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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