Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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