he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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