What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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