wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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