Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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