So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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