I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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