based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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