I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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