that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
After tacos, we're chasing women.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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