if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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