David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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