it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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