god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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