i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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