Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need to calm my uterus...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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