quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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