But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
