After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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